Shallow Sage - Quotes

Something must be said.
And said again.
In perpetuity.
Because people never change.

The Shallow Sage


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People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant.

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Just because you don’t take an interest in politics, doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you.

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Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.

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If anyone tells you that a certain person speaks ill of you, do not make excuses about what is said of you, but answer, “He was ignorant of my other faults, else he would not have mentioned these alone.

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Wine is the constant proof that God loves us & loves to see us happy.

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I’ve never killed a man, but I’ve read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction.

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The scent of these arm-pits is aroma finer than prayer…

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Facebook is a flawless object. It’s for me like a Brancusi. As I told you, I got one as a gift in gold — in white gold. And the BlackBerry too, and the iPod.

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I’m not here for your amusement. You’re here for mine.

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Interesting that a lot of religions are anti-pork because bacon is the thing that makes me believe in God.

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Right or wrong, it’s very pleasant to break something from time to time.

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A liar should have a good memory.

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You can be sincere and still be stupid.

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There are three classes of people: those who see, those who see when they are shown, and those who do not see.